Dave works long hours at the office and spends most evening working out.His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard,so far his birthday she takes him to a strip club.

The doorman greets then ,saying, "hi,dave, how are euu doing?"

Dave's wife ish puzzled and asks if he's been to the strip joint before. "oh no," says dave." He's in my running club."

They take their seats and the waitress asks Dave if he'd lik his usual drink. His wife is getting uneasy, " you must haf come here alot for that woman to know what you deink."
"no,daer," says dave " that lady also work in health club bar."

A stripper comes over to their table and puts her arms around dave."Hi, Davy." she says." wan ur usual table dance?"

Furious,dave's wife storms out of the club and into a taxi.Dave gets in beside her and she starts screan=ming at him.

"All right, dave?" asks the cabby,turning round."Looks lik euu picked up a moody one tonight."

by : claire adams (took from reader digest)

Exhasted after driving all night,a man decided to pull over to get same sleep.He had juz settled back to snooze when there was a knock on the window.

He opened his eyes to a jogger,who asked,"Excuse me, but do euu haf the time?" "it's 8.10." "thanks,"he replied, running off. The man had juz dozed off again when there was another knock."What time is it?" asked a hiker. "8.25" Fed up, the man put a sign in his window that reads " I DUNNO WHAT TIME IT IS ! " Knock, knock ! He was suddenly awakened again. Scowling, the man rolled down the window. " What?" he yelled at the boy standing there. "it's 8.45" saed the boi...

During our lunch break one day in college,a frenz of my sneezed " in my culture, if you sneeze once,that means someone is missing euu,"my chinese frenz lin told her."if euu sneeze twice,someone's saying nasty thing abt euu behind ur back.and if euu sneeze three times,someone is speaking kindly abt euu." what if euu sneeze four time?" asked our frenz jon."that,"said lin."means you've acaught a cold."....

And I never thought I'd feel this way
And as far as I'm concerned
I'm glad I got the chance to say
That I do believe I love you

And if I should ever go away
Well then close your eyes and try
To feel the way we do today
And then if you can remember ...

Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

Well you came and opened me
And now there's so much more I see
And so by the way I thank you

And then for the times when we're apart
Well then close your eyes and know
These words are coming from my heart
And then if you can remember ...

Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
In good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for(*Thats what friends are for*)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......haiz sign*... laala time now 1735 BORE!! ermm yesterday go escape again hahaz lol....morning 825 meet sis go mac then sis slipper spoil so wanna buy a new one actually but sis dun realli lik it haha....then go back mac again hahaz....erm wj there liao got a bad news for him i lost his bigger soOoOo sry... erm deciding to buy a new one and gif him back haha but he sae nvm lol haaha....then me took sis fone take a pic of dennis then sis sae she wanna go deco she go put a love pic on the pic bleahx haha then i tell dennis got ppl lik euu lol haha juz for joke kekex....then take bus 88 to erm dunno haha lol then erm erm i onli noe my bus card no money liao hahz lol sis also kekex then erm erm then went in escape rainbow cannot play sooo sad anyway me also cannot play coz my height hahaz... erm then we go play pirated ship lol sit until so many time ermm hahaz actually i dun realli go count how many time we sit hahaz.... but i noe me and sis listening to mp3 then singing jian dan ai kekex then erm got play revolution
erm i think two time bah erm anyway me 4got ler or mayb one time hahaz dunno.... erm then me play wif sis with the wet&wild erm lol dunno how many time....erm then got one ride me also play wif sis but erm i am sitting behing am i lol i forgot all liao wade sooo forgetful de haiz forget abt it ermm but i onli noe that ride i tremble lik hell hahaz....and got one ride half way i use hp lol....hahaz erm erm erm then i dunno write wad ler hahaz the end ish we got sun burn bleahx lol....kekekx...the worst thing came sign i haf to walk from amk mrt station to orh my gosh type wrong block erm lol sry sry ish 409 erm erm lol wade hell am i typing erm erm all the thing blur blur de.... lol

Blurgurlz type blur thingy hahaz....

[8* blurgurlz*8]....

PRETTYBOY
I lie awake at night
See things in black and white
I've only got you inside my mind
You know you have made me blind

I lie awake and pray
That you will look my way
I have all this longing in my heart
I knew it right from the start

Oh my pretty pretty boy I love you
Like I never ever loved no one before you
Pretty pretty boy of mine
Just tell me you love me too
Oh my pretty pretty boy
I need you
Oh my pretty pretty boy I do
Let me inside
Make me stay right beside you

I used to write your name
And put it in a frame
And sometime I think I hear you call
Right from my bedroom wall

You stay a little while
And touch me with your smile
And what can I say to make you mine
To reach out for you in time

Oh my pretty pretty boy I love you
Like I never ever loved no one before you
Pretty pretty boy of mine
Just tell me you love me too
Oh my pretty pretty boy
I need you
Oh my pretty pretty boy I do
Let me inside
Make me stay right beside you

[BRIDGE]
Oh pretty boy
Say you love me too

Oh my pretty pretty boy I love you
Like I never ever loved no one before you
Pretty pretty boy of mine
Just tell me you love me too
Oh my pretty pretty boy
I need you
Oh my pretty pretty boy I do
Let me inside
Make me stay right beside you

wahh at hm damn siiannx lorr. so sick of life nowadays. nth tuhh do at all..SICK of LIFE , haiZ..bORiiNgx .. -_-|| dunnoez wad tuhh post ye? hahaz. diao . tis post oso abt nth bahs? =X! sick of everythingg!! life is simply too bored~ tats all ii can sae? end mae post here. buaiis. takkecaiire.

haiz... adult will never understand we teens this ish juz wad i think...bcoz of my parent...lik my father whenever mother scold he will go add oil to it trying to made it the worst he can..and he lik to sae everytime nrv do hw hey! juz wanna tel him where got everytime even if i got did my hw one time onli ish also counted as do ok plz hor...mom hahaha she always sae she wan to help other she think of other bfore herself ya it's ture for other but not me that all, right? i got my pride plz i noe i am not pretty euu no nid to sae until lik as if i think i vey pretty lik that wanna noe wad she sae?(dun you think euu very pretty hor!)kay fine i never ever think that i am pretty ok! sometime i juz dun realli noe wad the hell game the adult playing...father afraid of mother,mother afraid of father...whenever mom hung up father call with out listening he will scold us...scold until mom come back then he will act as if nth happen befor haha.. then mother scold and she will always use this phrase..(have u ever help me befor?) hey also wan to tell euu that even i helped euu to pick up one pen it is also help dun said until that from small until now never ever help euu befor ok? haiz ur always think tat ur are right and we teen are alway at wrong... lik the i not stupid too the father sae dinner cannot use phone he himself never set example he himself also use then mother try to cover up but she herself also use phone during dinner... can't ur juz try to understand we teens?? i juz wanted to b myself... mom euu made me hurt the most ur word surprised me and it juz go through my heart and break it...sobz..

[*.depressed.blur.gurlz.*]

[*.LAUGHTER.THE.BESt.MEDICINE.*]
A butler named James worked for a wealthy couple.
The wife was very beautiful and much younger than her husband.
One evening they told James that they would be out late.
But the wife came home earlier that expected.
"james"she said."come to my room."and said.
"take off my skirt," she continued.
he rolled them down."and off with my shirt."
he removed all that too.
"now,james,"she said.looking him in the eye,
"DUN EVER LET ME FIND EUU WEARING MY CLOTHES AGAIN!"


[*.LUCK.OF.THE.DRAW.*]
Tom persuaded one of his employees jerry to
buy three ticket in a raffle to be drawn that
night at a dance.next dae,tom asked him
who had won."i got first prize,
araen't i lucky "said jerry
"And who the secound prize?"asked tom
"my wife.wasn't she lucky?"(jerry)
"what abt third prize?"(tom)
"orh my daughter won that.wasn't she lucky?"(jerry)
"btw,you haven't paid for you ticket yet,have you?"(jerry)
"no"(tom)
"aren't i lucky?"(jerry)

[*.blur.gurlz.*]

[*.MALE.CALL.*]
on the last day of a university course,
we attended a lecture given by the
millionaire founder of a large company.
"i hope you'll haf some question for our vistor"said the course director.
"what does one ask a millionaire?"asked a person there
there was a moment of silence.
then a female voice called out,
"ARE YOU MARRIED?"

[*.blur.gurlz.*]

by:backstreet boys

Incomplete lyric:

Empty spaces fill me up with holes
Distant faces with no place left to go
Without you within me I can't find no rest
Where I'm going is anybody's guess

I tried to go on like I never knew you
I'm awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I'm going to be is
Incomplete

Voices tell me I should carry on
But I am swimming in an ocean all alone
Baby my baby it's written on your face
You still wonder if we made a big mistake

I try to go on like I never knew you
I'm awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I'm going to be is
Incomplete

I don't meant to drag it on
But I can't seem to let you go
I don't wanna make you face this world alone
I wanna let you go (alone)

I try to go on like I never knew you
I'm awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I'm going to be is
Incomplete
Incomplete

[*.blur.gurlz.]

am i happi or not??.....




[*.blur.gurlz.*]

"Daniel Powter Bad Day lyrics"

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(Oh.. Holiday..)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day


[*.blur.gurlz.*]

hahas. curious bahs? y s l = yu wei + sheryln + linggyiing.. kekex;
sister 4 ever =D urmmx..there is l0ngg story behind it =) err..hMmms..we noe each other since we will pri sku..during think is pri 4 or 5 bahs..hahas. neither longg or short..abt 4 to 5 yrs.. dden me will like wibb sheryln since k1? g0rt the photo XD
dden til yu wei came coz chongli merge wif teck-ghee..dden me noe yu wei lorrx. dden we spend the dae wiff each other in sku..during recess or after sku..almst everywhere tats how we becum besties =D hMmms..something like dat bahs..but aa lot things happened..ever since...aherm nvm..dden since we graduated from pri sku..we went to different sec sku..dden our schedule will..very different ddenn our relationship started to fade away..we seldom meet sheryln as her hse will very far from me + yu wei..haiz..dden until recently..err..sec 1 nvr contact til sec 2 ..ard ..april me everytime meet yu wei bahs..something ;like dat...until the time where holidaes start mayb we meet more often bahs.. haiz..think tats all abt it?


1lingyingg`
sister4ever[ ]

-sheryln
-lingying
-yuwei




can see something commo??our name all haf a Y lol hehee....

yu wei`

NAME:[yuwei.sheryln.lingying][Y.S.L]
AGE:
14 going 15 next y3ar
FIRST CRY:
21 may,12 may,10 july[1992]
ex-teckghee



*i wish
*that
*we will
*be tgt







*yuwei
*lingying
*y0ngxiang
*sheryln
*Ysl2
*smile


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